llornkcor llornkcor at llornkcor.com
Thu Sep 23 06:56:04 MDT 1999

... choosing to buy flowers for your girlfriend or upgrading
your RAM is a moral dilemma.
... you take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour of the
engine room.
... the sales people at the local computer store can't answer
any of your questions.
... you bought your wife a new CD-ROM drive for her birthday.
... you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie.
... you can type 70 words per minute but can't read your own
... you comment to your wife that her straight hair is nice
and parallel.
... you have saved every power cord from all your broken
... you have more friends on the Internet than in real life.
... you know what http:// stands for.
... you look forward to Christmas so you can put the kids'
toys together.
... you see a good design and still have to change it.
... you window shop at Radio Shack.
... your laptop computer costs more than your car.
... your wife hasn't the foggiest idea of what you do at work.
... you've already calculated how much you make per second.
... you've tried to repair a $5 radio.

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